威少：我可能失誤可能打鐵也可能搶斷扣籃 我接受自己并全力以赴

[–]Raptors Goodoldmarty91 4657 points 11 hours ago

I respect the luck build

猛龍球迷：我對威少這種信命流打法，把天賦全點(diǎn)在暴擊率上的梭哈型智慧，致以最崇高的敬意！！

[–]Warriors PENGUINSflyGOOD 1352 points 10 hours ago

westbrook is the misprint joker in balatro

勇士球迷：威少是盜版約基奇！

[–]Raptors whiiskio 382 points 10 hours ago

Russ skipping straight to the Boss Blind every time and going full send on a face down hand lol

猛龍球迷：

威少這人怎么形容呢，就是…

斗地主時(shí)，無(wú)視手牌，楞槍地主！

打游戲時(shí)，一遇boss，技能全交！

的愣頭青，哈哈哈！！！

[–]Tampa Bay Raptors Mr_E_Nigma_Solver 85 points 9 hours ago

That's a very Russ playthrough.

球迷：如上，我稱(chēng)之為“威少流“打法！

[–]Hornets tandtz 31 points 8 hours ago

Russ plays High Card hands cycling for a Flush Five

黃蜂球迷：威少打麻將專(zhuān)胡清一色！！（要么輸上一整晚，要么胡一把大的。）

[–]Rich-Bridge945 1319 points 11 hours ago*

"when i play basketball, i might do anything....i might dribble, i might pass, i might shoot, i might fake any of those"

球迷：威少：“夫打球，講究無(wú)招勝有招！吾忽而運球，忽而傳球，忽而投籃，忽而全身破綻，使敵我雙方均摸不著(zhù)頭腦也。。。”

[–]lochmoigh1 279 points 11 hours ago

"I might get a fan tossed, I might dribble the ball off my foot"

“吾忽而投籃砸傷球迷腦袋，忽而運球砸于自個(gè)兒腳上。”

[–]Spurs superrealaccount2 95 points 9 hours ago

"I might travel with the ball 5 or 6 steps"

“吾忽而凌波微…個(gè)五到六…步。”

[–]mrstevewoah 3334 points 11 hours ago

Self aware Russ is dangerous league fucked

球迷：逆練九陰真經(jīng)后“悟道”的威少相當危險，聯(lián)盟要完蛋了！！

[-]Timberwolves Expensive_Middle9521 399 points 11 hours ago

All these years later still fucking love Westbrook. There’s something basketball pure about this dude that is RARE.

森林狼球迷：這么多年我還是那么愛(ài)威少！！他的體內藏著(zhù)籃球最原始的純粹，真的太珍貴了！！